Funny selling Christmas Cat Hooded Sherpa Fleece Blanket

Funny, inappropriate, and explicit
Merry and so goddamned bright

The Sherpa blanket is here to deliver fuzzy warmth and custom style. Made 100% with supremely soft polyester, this hooded fleece blanket is the perfect choice for keeping warm and cozy during the colder months of the year. Its cream-colored hood brings extra style points to selling your comfort. Add your unique design today, and create a unique winter staple.
.: 100% polyester
.: One size: 70.5″ x 52″ (179.07cm x 132.08cm)
.: Cream-colored sherpa fleece hood
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: NB! White parts of the design remain unprinted which shows the base colour of the textile
.: NB! Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 3"